Underwear isn't illegal. In fact, it's advisable. It prevents chaffing.

Max

Pete: Next time you're round these parts, give me a ring.
Nick: Shut up.
Pete: I'll take you out for a beer.
Nick: I swear to god, I'll punch you in this face this time.

Hey Lisa, nice suit. That was a compliment, not harassment.

Pete

We're talking about Judge Hunter here. I mean, how do we humanize that guy? It's like trying to humanize a weed whacker.

Pete

Zoe: I think Judge Hunter might be bossier than Nick.
Lisa: Hard to imagine.

Max: What kind of tour bus does Willie Nelson drive on?
Detective: A cannabis.

Max: Morelli? Mind stopping somewhere and getting me a Cherry Cola, a pack of Spearmint gum, and a Mountain Dew? My mouth is kind of dry.
Nick: Try shutting it.

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Max: What kind of tour bus does Willie Nelson drive on?
Detective: A cannabis.

Max: Morelli? Mind stopping somewhere and getting me a Cherry Cola, a pack of Spearmint gum, and a Mountain Dew? My mouth is kind of dry.
Nick: Try shutting it.

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