You ungrateful little bitch. All that potential, just wasting away, practically dripping out of you.

Salesman

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So. Marcus Keane. Father Bennett speaks admiringly of you. What's the phrase he used? He's a pain in my ass.

Mother Bernadette

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A priest walks into a convent. The punchline hasn't occurred to me yet.

Mother Bernadette

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Lester: How do you know Bennett?
Marcus: He excommunicated me.
Wife: Must have been onto something big. That's when they come for you.

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Casey: You're doing this to me!
Salesman: I was making you perfect.
Casey: You tricked me!

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