The Fall of the House of Usher
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And the fucking people, the fucking people out there, Roderick. You don't want Ligodone, don't buy it, you don't want to get addicted, don't abuse it. They're mad because we made it available and desirable. Hey, newsflash, it's our only fucking job. These people. They want an entire meal for $5 in five minutes then complain when it's made of shit and plastic. McDonald's would serve nothing but kale salad all day and all night long if that's what people fucking ate. It's available, no one buys it.
Madeline
I'm sorry, Dad, she's… she's not being a team player, but you see, it works.
Victorine
Madeline: We will get around to funding AIDS research, and diabetes, and heart disease, just as soon as we figure out how to keep our geriatric dicks harder for a few more minutes. What's the market share on wimpy dicks, Roderick?
Roderick: 60-70% of the healthcare industry.
Madeline: The Pentagon spent $83 million on Viagra last year. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court,vthe fucking Supreme Court does its part, tears the autonomy, rips the liberty away from women, shreds not just their choice but their future, their potential. We turn men into cum fountains and women into factories, cranking out, what, an impoverished workforce, there for the labor and to spend what little they make consuming. And what do we teach them to want? Houses they can't afford. Cars that poison the air. Single-serve plastics, clothes made by starving children in third world countries, and they want it so bad that they're begging for it, they're screaming for it, they're insisting upon it. And we're the problem? These fucking monsters, these fucking consumers, these fucking mouths. They point at you and me like we're the problem. They fucking invented us. They begged for us, they're begging for us still. So I say, we stand tall and proud, brother.
Arthur: Just say, "This is a very difficult moment for me, please respect my privacy at this time."
Julius: This is a very difficult moment for me, please respect my privacy at this time.
Arthur: You got it.
If pain and suffering were the kisses of Jesus, then he kissed the living fuck out of my mother in the years that followed.
Roderick
Roderick: We're at battle stations, I'm the commanding officer, I don't wanna hear anything but, "Sir, yes, sir." You get me?
Leo: Sir, yes, sir?
Camille: We're coming out swinging. Front-facing stuff. Softballs like Fox, Hannity knows which side
his dick's buttered on. He'll be friendly.
Beth: Tucker?
Camille: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Yes, um, call Bresnickan at Vanity Fair, see if he wants a profile on Leo. We can let Leo help out for a change. He can talk about his Jordans, and his charity work. Kimmel, Colbert, also Leo. And fuck it, fine, Victorine as well, Victorine will work for Vanity and Cosmo. -For some reason, people like her.
Eliza: How's your foot?
Roderick: It hurts.
Eliza: Remember what Mother Teresa said, "Pain and suffering are like the kiss of Jesus." It just means you've come so close to him that he can kiss you.
Madeline: Mom, you have to drink and… And we think maybe… Maybe we need to call a doctor, like on the TV.
Eliza: No!
Roderick: Mom, please.
Eliza: Jesus showed us how to heal the sick, and it wasn't through medicine! Where is your faith? Your body is a temple of God. And you'd pollute it?!
Julian: Listen, I know you've been through a lot and I know what I signed up for. You've always been very clear about your recreational time.
Leo: Don't complain about the drugs.
Julian: It's getting to be a thing.
Leo: Don't do it, Jules.
Julian: I'm not saying, "Just say no," I'm saying I'm worried about you. Because you've always, always had it under control, like you've got some kind of magic power, but, babe, you are off your game. Slow down, maybe. Call it a favor to me if you like it better. Humor me? Mmm.
Leo: [softly] Okay.
Rufus: We are all at fucking battle stations right now. I am the commanding officer, and I don't wanna hear anything that isn't, "Sir, yes, sir." Do you get me?
Roderick: I get you.
Rufus: Then say it.
Roderick: Sir, yes, sir.
Verna: [As Tammy] Thank you. Thank you so much. I am so grateful
that we're all here together today to celebrate Goldbug. As you will see tonight, Goldbug is the height of opulence.
Tamerlane: What the fuck are you doing here? I mean… What the fuck… And excuse my French, I'm just… I'm that excited. …are we doing here, right?
