Walter found me just in time to prevent me from killing a man in cold blood. In return, I will give up my life to help him.

Leo

I think you are one of the finest men who ever lived...next to Jesus and Cal Ripken, Jr.

Walter

Sweets: Do you talk to inanimate objects?
Walter: Yes, often. But they never respond...rude.

GPS is another way for the government to keep an eye on you.

Walter

Willa: Attention old people: I got invited to a beach party. Can I go?

If you lied to us, I will ask them to bring you back to life so I can electrocute you again.

Leo [to Eddie]

Walter: What happens if I trip and fall on it?
Leo: This is America, we sue.

The kind of beautiful you are has nothing to do with those shoes.

Walter [to Isabel]

Leo: We all have people from out past we need to shake.
Willa: Yeah, looks like you're doing a great job of that.

Don't give me cop face. Friends don't give friends cop face.

Walter

Walter: Ha, winning.
Leo: We have two totally different definitions of that word.

Walter: I'll find your luck.
Leo: You're dirty, smelly, unclean luck.