Not even death can slow you down.

Charlie

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• Added: April 10, 2010

I just spent the night in the woods, is all.

Todd

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• Added: April 10, 2010

Who's the homeless guy?

Alex

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Getting married is like showering - don't do it unless you need to.

Todd

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That's more zeros than I have actually dollars.

Eli

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Money like that changes people.

Charlie

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He wants you to keep your nose out of his business so he takes your nose.

Jim

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Eli: I wouldn't rule off the daughter.
Melinda: She's fifteen.
Eli: Even better.

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I love angry teenagers.

Eli

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• Added: April 10, 2010