The Good Guys Season 1 Episode 2: "Bait and Switch" Quotes
It's like your the computer machine whisperer.Dan
Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.Dan
Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.Dan
We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!Dan
You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.Jack
After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?Dan