The Good Guys "Bait and Switch" Quotes
Dan: It's like your the computer machine whisperer.
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Dan: Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
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Dan: It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.
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Dan: We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
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Jack: You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dan: After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7