It's like your the computer machine whisperer.

Dan

Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.

Dan

Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?

It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.

Dan

We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!

Dan

You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.

Jack

After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?

Dan
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