Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.

How am I supposed to keep you in the loop? Half the time I don't even know what I'm gonna do?


Jack: That part we'll just chalk up to human error.
Liz: That means Dan.

Jack: What if Ruiz finds out?
Dan: She's either applaud our initiative, or suspend us. Either way, we get some fresh air.

We have reason to believe your brother is alive and well and has stolen the world's ugliest sedan.


Dan: There are no prints on that. I looked.
Jack: Technology has come a long way since "I looked."

This is why I hate small rooms!

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