Zip up your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help.

Alicia

It's hard to be on this side.

Cary

Grace, it's Mom. Religion is in my life again.

Alicia

Oh yes. It's time to kick some ass.

Alicia

You should see Alicia drink.

Owen

You win the election. You think it's over. It's never over.

Alicia

I want a meeting with Eli Gold. Now. Today.

Peter

Be cordial here Jackie or I will ask you to leave.

Alicia

Will: In a few days time, my clients baby will be dead.
Mr. Harper: Objection, your client's fetus.
Judge Parks: Thank you Mr. Harper, I'm sure we'll all feel much better with that distinction.

Damian: Matty wanted a signature.
Paula: Well that and an enema.

How is my joking about Beyonce relevant?

Cary

Court is a lesson in humility.

Will

Good Wife Quotes

Zip up your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help.

Alicia

It's hard to be on this side.

Cary