Me, I'm already beautiful, so...

Holder

You added a factory. Why?

Linden

It's a crime scene. I called the cops.

Linden

I saw her driving off with some Eminem wannabee with a molester 'stache.

Street girl

I don't have a son.

Seward

He said bring my wife, the kids, and a bag of Ding Dongs.

Skinner

Dial 1-900-LINDEN.

Holder

What up, Linden?

Holder

I don't eat meat, bitch!

Holder

Even the Taj Mahal needs upkeep.

Holder

You don't know me. I break things.

Linden

Serenity ... sounds like a stripper's name.

Caroline

The Killing Quotes

Hello, Facebook. Kid's don't write letters.

Jack Linden

Linden: In situations like this, I like to ask myself: what would Jesus do?
Holder: Don't know. I'll ask him.