Holder: What's so funny?
Linden: You trying to do math is kind of like a dog wearing a hat.

Yo, why don't you focus your beady little eyes on driving instead?

Holder

So good little dead girl was a bad little web girl.

Holder

Screw you, Mitch. You didn't even know your own daughter.

Terry

Feel? I didn't feel nothing.

Stan

Next time you come near my son, I'll arrest you for kidnapping.

Linden

Our son? Wow. I think Jack is doing just fine without his father so far.

Linden

I guess Karen was right. Can't find a working girl who don't want to be found.

Holder

I'm here because you pushed me here. So don't go acting like you didn't want that man back. The only reason I'm in here and you're out there is because I had the balls to admit what I did.

Stan

People like me can do whatever the hell we want and do you know why? Because the Richmonds of the world will always clean up after us.

Tom

Yeah, you're a real role model. You teach her how to shotgun a beer?

Holder

This is not your problem anymore. You're fired.

Mitch

The Killing Quotes

Hello, Facebook. Kid's don't write letters.

Jack Linden

Linden: In situations like this, I like to ask myself: what would Jesus do?
Holder: Don't know. I'll ask him.