The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Quotes
Todd. Erica. Full disclosure, I have had a baker's dozen wines but I think I'm seeing something kinda on the spectacular side out here. Can I get a little confirma-doodle-do on this?
Gail
Phil: This, my friend, is full of active fart.
Mike: So, you farted into a jar and you saved it?
Phil: This is not some whimsical pursuit, Mike. This is a valid scientific experiment. And an important one at that. How long can a fart retain its unique smell composition in a sealed jar?
The only time you even came close to being special was when everybody died but you.
Mike
There's a life in there. It's a life that's never gonna know the pre-virus world we lived in. Only this world. And this world can't suck. I won't stand for it.
Carol
Carol: Oh my gosh, my water broke!
Gail: Way too soon for that, hun.
Carol: Oh yeah. It's pee.
Ugh, you just don't get it. That's thirty years of science down the tubes.
Phil
Melissa: 'Cuz whoever sent this thing is trouble.
Todd: You don't know that, they could've been nice!
Melissa: Nice? No, a nice person says, "Hey, guys, I'm alive! Here's a pound cake." They don't plant a freakin' camera at our front door doing recon on us.
Erica: I got a job at the state department.
Mike: They hired you with a criminal record?
Erica: They didn't hire me. They hired Amanda Williams from Cleveland, Ohio. Majored in Political Science at The Ohio State University. Go Pi Phi! Go! Whoo!
Erica: I was in jail. I somehow got arrested for leaving a bank with some money that wasn't mine. And then a man in a uniform found a gun on me that turned out to be mine.
Mike: So you're talking about armed robbery?
Erica: More like an armed misunderstanding.
Ugh, water! Burns my throat. I just don't like it.
Gail
Todd: Oh. That's funny. 'Cuz your farts smell like freshly-cooked bacon.
Mike: Thank you?
Phil: Oh, come on, Todd-ler!
Todd: I'm not a toddler! I'm a man.
