Oh reading other people's mail now? What is that a felony? You're just racking em' up now!

Sutton [to Emma]

Emma: I love you.
Laurel: Okay...awkward.

You can't. I'm Char Chamberlain.

Char

Don't tell me you weren't just eye-humping him.

Sutton

Lexi: You totally Oscar De La Hoya'd it.
Sutton: De La Renta...
Lexi: Whatever.

You wanna tell me what to do and that's exactly why we can't talk about this.

Laurel [to Kristen]

First of all, get out of my face Clarice, you smell like an airport bathroom. Second I owe you nothing. You're a terrible person and you are not my mother. And if you ever put your hands on me again, you'll be asking for a world of hurt.

Sutton [to Clarice]

We both know why Sutton can never find out who her birth mother is.

Alec [to Ted]

C'mon no girl wants to be a drooling idiot when it's her first time.

Emma

Sutton: Have you ever noticed what a big stupid mouth I have?
Lexi: Frequently.

Don't you remember what curiosity did to the cat?

Justin [to Laurel]

Alcohol makes me loud and stupid.

Char

The Lying Game Season 1 Quotes

You definitely got the smart half of the embryo.

Sutton

I always say that "Hope is grief's best music."

Emma

The Lying Game Season 1 Music

  Song Artist
Off The Wall Cham Pain iTunes
For Romance Magic Bullets iTunes
When The World Plays Tricks On You The Light Brigade iTunes