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The only downside of being a woman who can make her own decisions is that you have to make good decisions.

Mindy

Danny: He thinks I'm Jewish.
Peter: Well I can see that. You do complain about the air conditioning a lot.

Danny: Hey Pete I gotta ask you something.
Peter: What is that I hear? The ga-ga-ga-ghost of someone who's dead to me?

How many hours of energy did you drink?

Danny

It's New York, we take care of our own.

Danny

Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.

Mindy
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