Dr. Bergdahl: I do want to apologize to you, Tanya, and you, Merlin, and especially you, Madison.
Beverly: Well it's about time you learned our names.

A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.

I've never felt this guilty before and I'm the one that told DiBlasio not to care what the po-po think.


Of course, I will have to pay this in installments, but if it's good enough for the Puerto Rican guy at the couch store, it's good enough for you.


Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Yeah. Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it, I just want to hear someone else say it.


Your womb is a national treasure. If you could just tweet about my clinic.

Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.

Oh my God! It's my favorite kind of cake, gigantic.

I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.

We have a saying in my family. First they make you puke, then they wreck havoc on your birthing canal.


This is not some 2 bit family business where you can store your unemployable family members. This is not 'Wahlburgers.'