The Mindy Project

The Mindy Project Quotes

Season 1 Episode 24: "Take Me With You"

Mindy: Oh my god Casey!
Casey: What?
Mindy: Your penis just knocked off my glasses!
Casey: Sorry, that's tent living you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: You're too high maintenace. In Haiti you're not going to be able to have your Jimmy Choos and Wally Wongs and what have you's.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mindy: Baby, you like your boobs between an A and a B?
Casey: Indecisive boobs are like my thing now you know?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 23: "Frat Party"

Morgan: I'm gonna gel up and put on my dragon shirt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: Morgan's not a vegan, he puts ground beef in his oatmeal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeremy: What happened to the photo of your father?
Danny: That was my mother man!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 22: "Triathlon"

Casey: Great to see you, but do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get these kids interested in Christianity? I had to tell them the apostles were the original One Direction and they barely bought it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mindy: I cannot believe I considered converting to Christianity without thinking of the whole jewelry angle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mindy: It's like Sons of Anarchy in here ok? And none of the young hot characters, just like, the old ones.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Santa Fe"

Casey: Why are you going to Hell?
Mindy: I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Josh: You sound pretty, like you lost weight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mindy: Are you talking to God behind my back?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 19: "My Cool Christian Boyfriend"

Mindy: And yeah we're lame, we're Hindu, we use Groupon for burritos, but you know what? That's our lot in life and we love it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mindy: a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 18: "Danny's Friend"

Mindy: Do not eat that! That could be like one of those pies from The Help!
Bonnie: But I always wanted to try razzleberries!
Mindy: I think that's a poop pie.
Bonnie: There's not any poop in that pie!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Danny: I'm not a drug addict and who serves wine at an intervention?
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: That was a cough! I coughed!
Danny: That was not a cough!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 16: "The One That Got Away"

Mindy: I would rather take my MCAT again than watch Caddyshack.
 • Rating: Unrated

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