Danny: Hey, sugar, what's shaking?
Mindy: Hey, that's my line. Oh no, does this mean it's caught on with old people?

I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should've been more specific.


She won a secret Hunger Games we billionaires have.


Rob: You know what else is interesting? Since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once.
Mindy: What are you talking about? I've talked about spare ribs like 10 times. Oh, Danny!

All my alumni email goes to spam because they're always asking me for money. Because one time I fell through a stained glass window

I'm not nosy. I don't even go to restaurants with open kitchens. It's none of my business.


The year, 2004. America was still able to enjoy the music of R. Kelly without feeling guilt.

Let me weave you a tale. Oh, appetizers are here.

We're out in San Francisco. The Windy City. You could meet the love of your life here. It is Sin City after all.

If it's out of the office, it's none of our business. Did I hear Beverly's voice come out of an Elmo in the middle of Times Square? Maybe. But, it's none of our business.


Danny: You sat on me!
Mindy: Yes and I farted on you, too.

Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.