No offense, that excuse stinks. I told them you were helping a little black kid.

Shauna

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• Added: November 13, 2012

Here's your dumb watch. I found it in the nightstand next to a tube of really slippery toothpaste.

Betsy

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• Added: November 13, 2012

If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.

Mindy

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• Added: November 13, 2012

It is not the same okay? This is adorable and that is like a lap band surgery ad.

Mindy

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• Added: November 13, 2012