Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Oh my God! It's my favorite kind of cake, gigantic.

Mindy

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• Added: February 24, 2015

I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.

Mindy

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• Added: February 24, 2015

We have a saying in my family. First they make you puke, then they wreck havoc on your birthing canal.

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• Added: February 24, 2015