She wants me to propose by Christmas. That's not right. It's too much pressure on the Lord's birthday.

Danny

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• Added: November 18, 2014

Hey, did this treadmill just ask for my weight? Rude.

Mindy

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• Added: November 18, 2014

No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good.

Jeremy

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• Added: November 18, 2014

Mindy: You know what they call me around here? They call me Sarge.
Tamra: Actually that didn't stick. We still call you Meatball. [to intern] Yeah, listen to Meatball.

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• Added: November 18, 2014

Hi my name is Dr. Lahiri and I am your real teacher. Let me asure you, this will not be one of those situations where I end up learning more from you.

Mindy

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• Added: November 18, 2014

Do you think I would actually sign a petition to raise the minimum wage? What? So Morgan can eat caviar.

Mindy

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• Added: November 18, 2014

Me? I'd love to go to Dr. L's, I'll I get to do is go to her place every night for turn down service.

Morgan

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• Added: November 18, 2014