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If only Olivia Pope was here.

Mindy: I'm Indian I can't be racists.
Danny: Oh please you only hook up with white guys. I've hooked up with every race of woman.
Mindy: How dare you. I went to second base with my friend Korean Justin. His hands were so small they made my boobs feel enormous.

Breast feeding is like baseball. The less you think about it, the better you do.


Morning campers, did you all not catch Tuesday Boozeday this morning? Hoda was on fire!

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