The Mindy Project "Pilot" Quotes
Mindy: Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mindy: Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Daniel: I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Daniel: I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?
• Rating: Unrated
Mindy: After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Daniel: Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9