The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.
Mindy
Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!
Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?
Mindy
I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.
Daniel
I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.
Daniel
Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.
Mindy: God forbid you give away the end to Downton Abbey.
Daniel: What the hell is this show and why does everybody keep talking about it?
After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.
Mindy
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
