The Mindy Project

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When I was ten my father told me to be a man and tell my mother he wanted a divorce.

Jeremy

I'm sorry is this Wayne Manner? Your husband is such a dork!

Mindy

You guys wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

Morgan

I'm not saying you're a mess but I'm not saying you're not.

Gwen

Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.

In honor of our European friend I got some beer with the two dots over the thing.

Mr. Putch

Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.

Dennis

The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.

Betsy

Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.

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The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.

Betsy

Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.