The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 6: "Thanksgiving" Quotes
When I was ten my father told me to be a man and tell my mother he wanted a divorce.
Jeremy
I'm sorry is this Wayne Manner? Your husband is such a dork!
Mindy
You guys wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
Morgan
I'm not saying you're a mess but I'm not saying you're not.
Gwen
Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.
In honor of our European friend I got some beer with the two dots over the thing.
Mr. Putch
Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.
Dennis
The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.
Betsy
Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.
