You like the graph? I was thinking pie chart but at the last minute I went with the graph.

Max

Laura: When you have kids you'll understand.
Meredith: [laughing] Kids? I'm not even seeing anyone.
Laura: [clearly knows something] Of course you're not.

[talking about Nina] She went from having no one to being showered with affection and support.

Laura

Just because you write something in dry erase marker doesn't make it true.

Laura

Laura: Why do you think we doubled our life insurance once we started working together?
Jake: We doubled our life insurance when we started working together?
Laura: [pausing for a moment] I doubled our life insurance.

Jake: Is that a hickey on your neck?
Laura: You know what? Just don't look at my neck, look at your own neck.

The Mysteries of Laura Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Laura: Why do you think we doubled our life insurance once we started working together?
Jake: We doubled our life insurance when we started working together?
Laura: [pausing for a moment] I doubled our life insurance.

Jake: Is that a hickey on your neck?
Laura: You know what? Just don't look at my neck, look at your own neck.