Vincent: Okay, so we should probably get back to Mardi Gras prep.
Josh: Aw, come on, Vincent, we got this, alright? It's gone off without a hitch for what, seven years?
Vincent: Josh, that's because we haven't taken it for granted in seven years.

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Vincent: Josh, I don't know how many times I have told you that what goes on in this city is no longer any of Marcel Gerard's business, okay? And guys, this is what I'm always talking about. Marcel means Rebekah, Rebekah means Kol and Elijah, and I don't even want to think about Klaus right now 'cos apparently he has lost his mind.
Freya: Oh, come on, we don't know if those rumors are true.

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Klaus: You play with such finesse.
Elijah: Yeah, it keeps me out of trouble, though Marlowe's really more my style. Guaranteed to clear any room.

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We are bound forever those with whom we share blood.

Elijah

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I don’t know what year you think it is, Klaus, but I’m the mother of twins, I was married and widowed on the same day, and I’m responsible for an entire school full of kids — including yours. You know, the one you haven’t asked about? Why have you been avoiding her? She’s beautiful, and she’s smart. Maybe too smart for her own good, like her father.

Caroline

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Roman: Marshal.
Hope: Roman. You're at my house.
Roman: Yeah, so uh...
Hope: How do you know where I live?
Roman: Oh well Saltzman's got parent contacts in his file cabinet which is where he keeps his emergency bourbon, so I'm intimately familiar.

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Roman: Can I come in? You know I'm a vampire, right? So, I kind of need you to say it out loud.
Hope: Oh, right, yeah. Come in.

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No story that begins with water turning to blood has ever ended in triumph. I need to leave, or things are going to get worse.

Klaus

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We're here for answers.

Marcel

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Antoinette: Not big on audiences. So, unless you want to die, I suggest you run.
Elijah: I thought I was the only one.

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Driver: Know where you're going, hon?
Elijah: I... I need food.
Driver: Chicken and waffles, two miles up the road. Good luck to you.

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Antoinette: What the hell do you want from me?
Elijah: Are there more of us? Where do you come from? What are we?
Antoinette: Whatever game you're playing, I'm not interested.
Elijah: Please. I need you to help me.

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