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[to Klaus] I hereby pledge my allegiance to you. You have the keys to my kingdom. It's yours.Marcel
[to Elijah] So you're having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I'm staying.Hayley
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Yes, it is ironic discussing free will with a mind-controlling vampire.Father Kieran
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[to Klaus] You are the architect of your own unhappiness.Cami
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[to Klaus] Rebekah's out to get you. Elijah's out to get you. Is there anyone who isn't plotting your downfall? I doubt you trust your own reflection.Cami
That is enough talk about harming that baby!
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Hayley: Remind me to annihilate your brother once you're healthy.
Elijah: Yes, remind me to remind you to get in line.
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Rebekah: Perhaps I'm concerned that if I voice my opinion about what you did to Elijah, I will end up on the wrong side of your toxic hybrid teeth.
Klaus: Poppycock! I would never bite you...you know my preferred method of punishment for your indiscretions is the dagger.
Rebekah: There is something fundamentally wrong with you.
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I am a liar, a betrayer. I have conspired against my own blood and I doubt even your God could save me.
[to Elijah] Don't for a second compare yourself to Klaus.Hayley
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Elijah: In the thousand years that we have been together my brother has committed numerous unspeakable acts. But then again so has Rebekah. So have I.
Hayley: So did I the last time I was in Cabo.
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Davina: You think I'm normal? I'm a 16 year old witch living in a church attic like some kind of freak.
Josh: I'm a gay club kid who died and came back as a vampire. Yeah, normal's kind of relative, you know?