The Originals
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Jackson: [Elijah] really seems to care about you.
Hayley: It's complicated.
Jackson: I think that's the understatement of the year.
Ok, exercise extreme caution in this general area. A bit of a mess.
Klaus
Hayley: I hate this, I feel completely useless.
Genevieve: Don't you get it? You're the point of all this. Klaus and Elijah running all over town? It's all for you. I'm a bit envious.
Hayley: Great. Lucky me.
[to Davina] Have I told you that you're awesome? Cause you are, along with the sun, daylight rings, that guy jogging in a tank top...
Josh
You, me, Elijah, and the miracle baby all under one roof. Sounds like a reality show.
Hayley
Elijah: You look...
Hayley: A hundred months pregnant and pissed off at the world?
Elijah: I was going to say "you look lovely."
Cami: Tell me about the key.
Marcel: I thought you said you didn't want to know.
Cami: I'd like to say I slept on it, but I didn't sleep. I stayed awake all night next to the body of a hexed priest only to attend a funeral filled with vampires so I'm thinking you should tell me about the key.
Elijah: Please tell me you've designed a stronger method to control the witch than playing hard to get.
Klaus: Well I've always been partial to the classics.
What better way to punctuate a day of peace than by killing someone?
Klaus
Klaus: With all manner of unknown enemies conspiring against our family, you'll move back in with us.
Hayley: Awesome. Then we can do that thing where you lock me in the tower, I escape, there's drama, and then you two both realize that I'm capable of taking care of myself.
Klaus: Seems rather uncivilized to laugh and dance around the body of a loved one.
Elijah: Yes, far better to practice your process of grief, Niklaus. Denial, rage, and hoarding coffins in basements.
[to Klaus] I'm in a crap mood because my uncle just died and people are partying like it's Mardi Gras. What's your excuse?
Cami