The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Season 2 Episode 9: "Identity, Pt.2" Quotes
Grayson: Captain Mercer, meet Captain Dalak
Mercer: It's good to meet you, Captain. We owe you one.
Dalak: Try to stay out of our way.
Dr. Finn: Lots of people say that home is wherever you make it.
Isaac: A human cliche.
Dr. Finn: Cliches become cliched precisely because they're valid enough to bear endless repetition.
Isaac: I am using my optical scanners to construct a spectrographic image of Kaylon. The star is very distant but repeated efforts will eventually yield a result.
Dr. Finn: You're taking a picture of home.
Halsey: I want a safeguard. An off-switch of some kind to make sure we can control him.
Mercer: That's exactly what caused the genocide on his home planet. We can't keep him in servitude like his Kaylon builders did.
Keyali: [Isaac] saved us. We have to try to save him.
Malloy: Yeah, but the only reason he HAD to save us is because he screwed us in the first place.
Captain, it seems we have a common enemy. I hope that means we can work towards finding a common ground.
Mercer
All right, buddy. Time to wash your mouth out with Gordon.
Malloy
Mercer: Evasive maneuvers. Narrow targeting scanners. Concentrate your fire.
Bortus: Scanners cannot penetrate their hull.
Mercer: Do... eeny-meeny-miney-mo. Pick a spot!
Malloy: Just so you know, this could rip the shuttle in half.
Grayson: I don't want to know.
Malloy: Piloting a shuttle out of the bay while the ship's at quantum speed is incredibly dangerous.
Grayson: How dangerous?
Malloy: On Day 1 of pilot training, they tell you don't ever attempt it.
Mercer: I've been on board a Krill ship. You haven't
Grayson: I'll take Gordon. He was there with you.
Malloy: Oh, man. Pee corner's looking real good right now.
Malloy: Sorry, I was in the pee corner.
Grayson: The what?
Malloy: Oh, well, there's no place to go to the bathroom down here so we all agreed on one corner. Yeah, no, trust me, you don't want to go over there unless you have to.
