The Playboy Club "Series Premiere" Quotes
Hugh: Like it says on the door, if you don't swing, don't ring.
• Rating: Unrated
Billy: Smart. Who needs smart? You're the only man I know who puts his hand up a girl's skirt looking for a dictionary.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Maureen: What else do they say about him?
Brenda: That he's brilliant, that he's a fool, that he's a womanizer, that he's everything you could want, and everything you don't.
• Rating: Unrated
Maureen: Congratulations. You haven't even been elected yet and you've already gotten rid of the head of the mob.
• Rating: Unrated
Carol-Lynne: Oh please stop seeing the good in everybody. It's taxing.
• Rating: Unrated
Carol-Lynne: I picked out the wallpaper for that bathroom, Billy, long before you were here to tell me where to tinkle.
• Rating: Unrated
Hugh: It was a place where anything could happen to anybody. Or, any Bunny.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7