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Like it says on the door, if you don't swing, don't ring.

Hugh

Smart. Who needs smart? You're the only man I know who puts his hand up a girl's skirt looking for a dictionary.

Billy

Maureen: What else do they say about him?
Brenda: That he's brilliant, that he's a fool, that he's a womanizer, that he's everything you could want, and everything you don't.

Congratulations. You haven't even been elected yet and you've already gotten rid of the head of the mob.

Maureen

Oh please stop seeing the good in everybody. It's taxing.

Carol-Lynne

I picked out the wallpaper for that bathroom, Billy, long before you were here to tell me where to tinkle.

Carol-Lynne

It was a place where anything could happen to anybody. Or, any Bunny.

Hugh
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The Playboy Club Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I picked out the wallpaper for that bathroom, Billy, long before you were here to tell me where to tinkle.

Carol-Lynne

It was a place where anything could happen to anybody. Or, any Bunny.

Hugh