The Playboy Club

The Playboy Club Quotes

Season 1 Episode 3: "Matter of Simple Duplicity"

Janie: We love The Locomotion.
Maureen: We did a train and everything.
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Doris: This feels like the dream where I am naked in front of total strangers.
Janie: Well, it's not a dream any more. It's your life.
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John Bianchi: You were the last person to see my father alive. One way or another, Maureen, you're going to tell me what you know.
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Bill: This is not exactly a bumper crop. Is there another word for disaster?
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Season 1 Episode 2: "The Scarlet Bunny"

Maureen: That's funny. You're trying to keep from being found and I hope somebody finds me.
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Sean: Politics are not about who you are, it's about what you portray. Gimme a call. I think you can win.
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Carol-Lynne: Chicago's a great city, Maureen. Anything is possible. Especially for a beautiful young woman. But, bad things happen here, too, and Nick Dalton won't always be there to save you. A girl needs to watch her back and cover her tracks. Do you understand?
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Maureen: It's just that, I did something bad.
Carol-Anne" Well, we've already established that. You went home with a key holder. My key holder. But that doesn't explain the blood.
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Carol-Anne: The new girl's on a roll!
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John Bianchi: You are a thing of beauty.
Maureen: Actually, I'm not a thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Series Premiere"

Hugh: Like it says on the door, if you don't swing, don't ring.
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Billy: Smart. Who needs smart? You're the only man I know who puts his hand up a girl's skirt looking for a dictionary.
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Maureen: What else do they say about him?
Brenda: That he's brilliant, that he's a fool, that he's a womanizer, that he's everything you could want, and everything you don't.
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Maureen: Congratulations. You haven't even been elected yet and you've already gotten rid of the head of the mob.
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Carol-Lynne: Oh please stop seeing the good in everybody. It's taxing.
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Carol-Lynne: I picked out the wallpaper for that bathroom, Billy, long before you were here to tell me where to tinkle.
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Hugh: It was a place where anything could happen to anybody. Or, any Bunny.
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