Oh now I get it, you're taking down the wallpaper in my kitchen because you wanna have sex with my mother!

Grace [to George]

I'm not some kind of hooker!

Madison

Maybe marriage and babies are easier to think about than being personally successful in a field that we have yet to even know exists.

Lauren

It's a tough one. Anne is gay, but you've got elephants. I'll go with you.

Nora [to Margaret]

He is so married!

Jack [about Ricky]

Can we just make an agreement not to spend the next four years talking about sex?

Ricky

You're criminally neurotic.

Dylan [to Ben]

Our wedding was really fun, even though we didn't get married.

Amy [to Ricky]
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes

You're criminally neurotic.

Dylan [to Ben]

Our wedding was really fun, even though we didn't get married.

Amy [to Ricky]
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