The Sopranos "Funhouse" Quotes
Big Pussy: Guys... not the face?
• Rating: Unrated
Christopher: (on being 'made') I deserve it. Got no spleen, Gene!
• Rating: Unrated
Carmela: Your father is sick.
Meadow: Oh, my God, daddy. What happened?
Carmela: He went to an Indian restaurant.
Meadow: That is so racist.
• Rating: Unrated
Skip: I know. I know. Tony is your best friend.
Big Pussy: President Franklin is my best friend and he's in [the envelope].
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Melfi: So who's your friend? Pussy?
Tony: I'm confused.
Dr. Melfi: Is Pussy your friend?
Tony: Yeah.
Dr. Melfi: But that's the friend who was almost carried off by the ducks, right?
Tony: When you say p***y do you mean my friend Pussy or do you mean p***y?
Dr. Melfi: Whatever seems to be dominating your thoughts.
Tony: I got p***y on the brain. I always do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: I had a dream I f**ked your brains out. Right on that desk, and you loved it.
Dr. Melfi: Well, you threw that at me like a rock.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6