The Sopranos Season 2 Episode 1: "Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office..." Quotes
Yeah. That's right. Go home and make my dinner!
Christopher
Dr. D'Alessio: I've seen The Godfather and Analyze This, and I don't need that for my practice right now.
Tony: Analyze This? That's a fuckin' comedy!
Oh, look at my wife over there. No, wait, Ton' the neighbor's Saint Bernard is on your property.
Big Pussy
Some family reunion--the woman who bore them all is barred from the premises.
Janice
(on Janice) Whatever her scam is, I'll be five thousand dollars lighter before she raindances back to the commune.
Tony
When you're bleeding a guy you don't squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding suavely. So you can bleed him next week and the week after at minimum.
Christopher
(to Christopher about his stockbroker license) What did you get your license for? Your resum?
Tony
Meadow: Why can't this family just get along?
Livia: Some people don't wanna.
(to Tony) How many more people have to die for your personal growth?
Melfi
If I ever see those grunge pants on you, you'll be on the ground looking up.
Tony
Tony: You look good, tan.
Big Pussy: Yeah, right...
Tony: The tan ghost.
Big Pussy: You're a good guy Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit.
