The Sopranos

The Sopranos "House Arrest" Quotes

Livia: It's not easy being abandoned, is it?
Junior: Look to yourself.
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Neil: The feds are a business, Anthony. Millions of tax dollars invested in watching your ass. Sooner or later, just like you, they're going to want a return on that investment.
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Dr. Melfi: Some people take pleasure in the simple doing of things.
Tony: The things I take pleasure in, I can't do.
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Junior: I'm not a cat. I don't s**t in a box.
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Bobby: (on Catherine) She seems all right.
Junior: What the hell would we talk about? Bunions? You know how I feel about feet.
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Tony: (to Richie) I f**kin' hate the way you make me ride you!
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Tony: You know we're the only country where the pursuit of happiness is guaranteed in writing? Do you believe that? A bunch of f**king spoiled brats. Where's my happiness then?
Dr. Melfi: It's the pursuit that's guaranteed.
Tony: Yeah, always a f**king loophole.
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(A garbage driver has dumped garbage outside a complaining customer's mini-mart)
Richie: You called to complain yesterday? That's our policy, it's written on the side of our trucks. Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied.
Siraj: I complained because you didn't make full pickups on 12/16 and 20, and then I get charged double!
Richie: Yeah, we had to come out twice. (laughs)
Siraj: You charged me for pickups you missed.
Richie: My dispatcher asked you: if you're not satisfied, did you want your garbage back?
Siraj: Of course I don't want garbage back!
Richie: Then you're satisfied!
Siraj: You're talking s**t to me.
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Tony: (to Richie) Don't give me your f**king 'Manson lamps.'
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Tony: You don't sell that s**t around those routes, you hear me?
Richie: I'm workin' with Junior on this.
Tony: I don't give a s**t if you're workin' with Wal-Mart. Knock it the f**k off.
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