The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 12: "Isabella" Quotes
When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus.
Junior
A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill, drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.
Silvio
(on the assassination attempt) You know when I was depressed I said I didn't want to live? Well I'll tell you something - I didn't want to die. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live.
Tony
(to Tony) All it takes is a half of a woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed. What am I, a fucking idiot? If I had an ounce of self-respect I would cut your dick off.
Carmela
I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Tony
How could it be a joke if you're crying?
A.J.
(to Isabella) Hey, if my dentist looked like you, I'd stay awake during a root canal.
Tony
(to Meadow) It'll take more than the Jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man.
Paulie
Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!
Why do they call a sandwich a hero?
Your life is boxing us in.
Dr. Melfi
