The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 8: "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti" Quotes
Christopher: (frustrated by his lack of progress writing a screenplay) Bought a scriptwriting program and everything.
Paulie: My advice? Put that thing down awhile. We go get our joints copped, the words will come blowin' out your ass.
Larry Boy: Oh! Mama Livia. Como esta, my darling?
Livia: Listen to 'im with that "my darling." I am nobody's darling.
Larry Boy: This one here, she never disappoints ya, I'll tell ya that.
Livia: Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?
Bakery Clerk: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
Christopher: It happens.
Livia: (on Tony) Did he cheat on you again?
Carmela: I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. Right away you think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about. Don't flatter yourself.
AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
Tony: I bet you're sleeping all the time.
Christopher: It's the one thing I still enjoy.
Dr. Melfi: Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles.
Richard: I married you.
Dr. Melfi: Yeah, I was a mother figure.
I don't want to just survive.
Christopher
Livia: Who is it? I'm sleeping.
Carmela: It's Carmela.
Livia: Oh, come on in.
Richard: People like [Tony] are the reason Italian-Americans have such a bad image.
Aida: I agree.
Richard: Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country and invariably he's going to reference The Godfather, Goodfellas-
Jason: Good movies.
Richard: And the rest are going to mention pizza.
Jason: Good movies to eat pizza by.
Richard: You know you can't treat sociopaths. [Tony]'s scum and you shouldn't help him with his bed wetting.
Dr. Melfi: You have no idea who this man is and yet you call him scum.
An Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess, mother issues.
Richard
