The Sopranos Quotes
You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Junior
Randal: You couldn't prescribe something?
Dr. Melfi: I'm your date, not your doctor.
Tony: I'm having second thoughts.
Dr. Melfi: About?
Tony: This whole thing. This whole arrangement. Security. I mean I come here, I tell you things, I don't know how safe it is.
Dr. Melfi: I understand your concerns. But I told you what the ground rules are. As long as I don't hear anything incriminating-
Tony: You don't fucking get it. Being here incriminates me. Somebody sees me-they tell somebody else. All of a sudden I'm a celebrity.
Larry: Hey, now you got Bloomfield and the union chair.
Tony: Otherwise, you'd fuck me, Larry, but you wouldn't respect me no more.
Christopher: This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"
Silvio: Always with the scenarios.
Filone: Un-fuckin'-believable. We just returned maybe the biggest score of my whole year.
Christopher: Listen you fuck! Uncle Junior's been breakin' Tony's balls 'cuz you hijacked that truck. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass.
Hillel: I don't understand.
Tony: That's cause I'm not talking to you.
Ariel: Yes, may I help you?
Paulie: That depends, are you Ariel?
Ariel: That also depends, are you a bill collector?
Tony: I can't get used to having all these strangers in my house.
Artie: Then why did you invite them?
(on Ariel) If we don't kill this prick we should put him to work.
Silvio
Junior: You have a lot of sense for an old girl.
Livia: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.
Dr. Melfi: What happens to a tree that's rotted out?
Tony: Trees, ducks. What the fuck are you, Ranger Rick? I'll tell you, some job you shrinks got. You think everybody is lying to you while you're pulling scams on them.
