(on Tony) I don't just hate this man, I hate all men.


Tony: Why did I buy a fucking off-road vehicle?
A.J.: To waste petrochemical resources.

Jimmy: Do I have enough cologne on?
Christopher: You smell like Paco Rabane crawled up your ass and died.

(to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.


(to Dr. Melfi) Don't be stupid, even in the short term.


Paulie: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

News Reporter: Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael "grab bag" Palmice. Authorities believe Palmice may have fled the New Jersey area acting on prior knowledge.
Tony: (Sarcasticly) Lucky him.

You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.


(to Dr. Melfi) We've got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano's ass.

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