(on Tony) I don't just hate this man, I hate all men.

Artie

Tony: Why did I buy a fucking off-road vehicle?
A.J.: To waste petrochemical resources.

Jimmy: Do I have enough cologne on?
Christopher: You smell like Paco Rabane crawled up your ass and died.

(to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.

Carmela

(to Dr. Melfi) Don't be stupid, even in the short term.

Tony

Paulie: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

News Reporter: Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael "grab bag" Palmice. Authorities believe Palmice may have fled the New Jersey area acting on prior knowledge.
Tony: (Sarcasticly) Lucky him.

You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.

Carmela

(to Dr. Melfi) We've got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano's ass.

Tony
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