Cara: I'm not talking about them. Why didn't you tell me?
John: Because of the way you're looking at me right now. Like I'm some monster.

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Ever feel like we're the parents?

John

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The last time you had a few drinks, you levitated a bus for a bachelorette party.

John

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Stephen, don't go wandering off on me. If your father had come when he was asked, he'd still be alive.

Jedikiah

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John, what's the point of surviving if we don't get to really live?

Cara

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Astrid: What happened to your face?
Stephen: A girl punched me.
Astrid: Wow, she beat me to it.

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