John: So that’s it? You just call me to tell that the world’s gonna end?
Astrid: I thought you’d want a heads-up.

Yeah, well, you know what? I’d rather be alive than the blueprint for somebody else’s skin, thank you very much.

Jedikiah

You should wear more white, it really brings out your eyes.

Marla

Have you see her eat with a fork and knife? No way I’m letting Irene cut open my noggin.

Russell

The Founder: So that’s a no?
Russell: That’s a hell’s no.

That was close.

The Founder

My whole life, I’ve wanted to be a hero. I’ve finally found a way.

Hillary

Yeah, it’s like Steve Jobs redid the Death Star.

Russell

I’d rather die than give up Roger.

John

Oh, you’re dating a computer. I should’ve guessed.

Roger

They only believed in Roger because you did. You’re my hero, John.

Charlie

Wonder who that is, dead grandpa?

Luca