United States of Tara "Pilot [The United States of Tara]" Quotes
T: Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.
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Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.
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Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.
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