United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes

Episode 12: "From This Day Forward"

Tara: When have you become so perfect?
Max: Since Shoshana put me on a low dose of prozac.
Tara: I wish she could prescribe.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: I'm proud of you?
Tara: For what?
Max: Everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Neil: Do you want to change out of that?
Charmaine: Nah f**ki it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Charmaine: Is he alive? Where does he live? I've dated a lot of f**king guys in this state.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tara: You should have protected me mom!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: This is not good enough! This is not good enough!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I'm the only one that can call my mom crazy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chicken: I wanna come to your wedding Char Char - Oh! Can I be your flower girl?
 • Rating: Unrated

Charmaine: Tara, you know what today is? Today is my bullet train to a new life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Ron Paul? Really?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lionel: Nothing, it's just that Obama let the whole gay community a stray.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lionel: A person who stands for nothing spends their whole life sitting.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Kate: I'm green like that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kate: Oprah ruined vajayjay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charmaine: Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 11: "To Have And To Hold"

Kate: You made out with your BFF? Your beef?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

T: I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tara: Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: I hope not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lionel: He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tara and Charmaine: You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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