Tara: What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
Max: I don't know. I don't know.

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Marshall: Nothing too splashy and in your face?
Lionel: I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful.

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You're so wrong it's adorable.

Lionel

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Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.

Lionel

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Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.

Shoshanna

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I'm like the cockroach, I persist.

Shoshanna

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Other people are real Marshall, you can't just f**k around with other people. We are all real.

Ted

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He left him there like a cone.

Charmaine

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Tara f**ks over a lot of people. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Max

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Pammy: You were worried about me?
Max: Yeah I was.

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• Added: May 17, 2010