Tara: What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
Max: I don't know. I don't know.

Marshall: Nothing too splashy and in your face?
Lionel: I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful.

You're so wrong it's adorable.

Lionel

Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.

Lionel

Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.

Shoshanna

I'm like the cockroach, I persist.

Shoshanna

Other people are real Marshall, you can't just f**k around with other people. We are all real.

Ted

He left him there like a cone.

Charmaine

Tara f**ks over a lot of people. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Max
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