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Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.

Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.

Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

You don't need to love me like this. This is who I am now. The old Elena died when she went off that bridge. Let her go.

Elena [to Stefan]

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.

Caroline

Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day of your life.

Stefan

I'm not depressed. I just wanna rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't feed anymore.

Stefan
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