Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.

Elena

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

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• Added: January 28, 2010

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Alaric

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

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• Added: January 28, 2010

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Alaric

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• Added: January 24, 2010

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Caroline

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• Added: January 24, 2010

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

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• Added: January 24, 2010