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Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.

Elena

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Alaric

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan

Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Alaric
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