You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.

Damon

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• Added: November 15, 2012

Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill you.

Klaus

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Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.

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You're a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.

Katherine

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How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.

Damon

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You're using your calm voice today. Who's getting killed?

Stefan [to Klaus]

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Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.

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Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.

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• Added: November 15, 2012