The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Quotes
When you abuse magic, there's always a price.
Bonnie
Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?
Damon
Don't piss off the diabolical ones.
Katherine
The more I have to think about, the less time I have to miss Bonnie.
Elena
Jeremy: I'm not sure what else to say.
Bonnie: Say that I'm not going anywhere. Say that even though they couldn't see me, I've been there the whole time.
Oh I'm a ripper, you know what that means? It means I literally can't stop feeding until I rip someone's head off. But look at us! We're working it out!
Stefan [to Jesse]
How is it cosmically possible to get into two accidents on the same bridge?
Stefan
I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.
Damon
Whenever anyone tells me I can't do something, I prove them wrong.
Caroline
You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?
Damon
It's not like there's Netflix where I am, you working out is my main source of entertainment.
Bonnie
Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.
