Ali:You are telling me I didn't have a Bat Mitzvah because Dad wanted to out in the woods and dress up like a woman?
Shelley: That and you were a spoiled brat.

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• Added: October 28, 2014

Ali: I don't need or want or give a shit about your money. It can't scream at me anymore because I am an adult. Okay? So there we go. Its settled. We are done.
Maura: No that you aren't on the payroll anymore, do you like me? If I didn't give you any money would you even talk to me?

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• Added: October 27, 2014

Because my beautiful girl, you cannot do anything. You know you have so much more to say now than when I was writing your checks.

Maura

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• Added: October 27, 2014

Where is the mustard? There is not enough mustard out there.

Shelley

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• Added: October 27, 2014

Josh wants to see it in your eyes that you love him. You never met anyone like him before. What's crazy is that he told me about that, but then it was still happening.

Syd

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• Added: October 27, 2014

Did you order the coleslaw?

Shelley

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• Added: October 27, 2014