Transparent
Wednesdays on Prime VideoTransparent Quotes
So we got gay married before it was fashionable.
Shelley
It makes me happy. I want to be happy for two more hours.
Maura
We are cross-dressers, but we are still men.
Jackie
You are not allowed to do that.
Len
Wait that means that 4 out of 5 Pferffman's prefer pussy.
Josh
Sometimes rabbis, anybody like priests, anybody just project all their God shit on you. An so I am just like a walking yamaka and you can't ever get a hard on around me.
Raquel
I didn't want to throw you off with too much Jewiness on the first date.
Raquel
Josh: The dude had no talent whatsoever. What talent did he acquire now that he is a chick.
Sarah: How many fucking little league games has he gone to for you. How many hours of his life did he waste on you?
Josh: That's his job as a father.
Maybe if our little heathen in there had had her little revelation a few months ago.
Shelley
I think dad is losing his mind. I mean I went online and looked up the symptoms. The first sign of dementia is a changing personality. Like he has to be the center of attention.
Josh
I am sorry about the Mort and Maura and the he and the she. I am just a person and you are just a person and here we are. And baby you need to get in this whirlpool or you need to get out of it.
Maura
Raquel: Now I've got just crunchy, crispy old lady eggs.
Josh: I bet your eggs are super moist.
Raquel: Oh I bet you say that to all the ladies.
