He loves me so much it hurts to even think about it. But I don't love him the same. I think if I was still human I know that I would, but I don't have a human heart anymore.

Jessica

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• Added: August 11, 2011

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Lafayette

• Permalink: I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.
• Added: August 11, 2011

Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?

Bill

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• Added: August 11, 2011

Everyone who's ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain't a long list, but it's a bad one to be on.

Tara

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• Added: August 11, 2011

Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'

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• Added: August 11, 2011

I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.

Sam [to Tommy]

• Permalink: I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.
• Added: August 08, 2011

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

Pam

• Permalink: I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.
• Added: August 08, 2011

It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

Pam

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• Added: August 08, 2011

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

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• Added: August 03, 2011