He's not the man I thought he was. You're not being trained to defend us. He wants to use you to start a war. He's vicious and he's cruel, and he uses the C word. And he lies to me, Jason. Our marriage has always been a partnership, and now he's shutting me out

Sarah [about Steve]

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I want you to imagine a golden, glowing ball, radiating warmth and safety

Terry [comforting Lafayette]

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I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do

Jessica

• Permalink: I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do
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You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding

Sookie [about Sarah]

• Permalink: You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding
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Tara: Want me to take a look [at the water heater] and you can hold the line?
Eggs: See that was some spiteful shit you just said there. I got this.
I'm the man of the house. No offense, Carl..
Carl: None taken

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Lorena: Why am I here?
Eric: We want the same thing, you and I.
Lorena: For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.

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