True Blood

True Blood

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True Blood "I Smell A Rat" Quotes

Jessica: Hoyt, I love you, too. Now drink my blood.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Eric: If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Bill: It is more important than ever that we restrain ourselves, even if it is against our nature.
 • Rating: Unrated
Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Terry: Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.
 • Rating: Unrated
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tara: They're not men, they're monsters. And Bill ain't any different than the rest of them.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Summer: I can tell you're a sexual person, Hoyt Fortenberry... I know God wants girls to wait, but I'm right about you.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jessica: We get it. You don't like vampires. Well, I don't like narrow-minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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