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Hoyt, I love you, too. Now drink my blood.


Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.

If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.


It is more important than ever that we restrain ourselves, even if it is against our nature.


Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.


Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.

They're not men, they're monsters. And Bill ain't any different than the rest of them.


I can tell you're a sexual person, Hoyt Fortenberry... I know God wants girls to wait, but I'm right about you.

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